Excursions On A Wobbly Rail

Using the creativity of others to express my own individuality...

May 7

When I told my boyfriend I loved him before I was ready

whatshouldwecallme:

I was just like,

Posted at 10:33 PM 283 notes
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Apr 25

When my boyfriend gets mad at another guy for flirting with me

whatshouldwecallme:

On the outside: 

On the inside:

Posted at 4:16 PM 1,359 notes
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When I walk by my ex and his new girlfriend

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted at 4:12 PM 325 notes
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When JoJo’s rendition of "Marvin’s Room" comes on

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted at 4:12 PM 778 notes
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When I hear what some of my old friends from high school are up to

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m just like,

Posted at 4:11 PM 1,488 notes
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Apr 12

When a guy flirts with me all night but then doesn’t make a move

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted at 4:25 PM 1,653 notes
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Apr 5
animalstalkinginallcaps: HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU. SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY. NEXT, PLEASE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.

SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.

NEXT, PLEASE.
Posted at 5:28 PM 9,371 notes
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Apr 3

When an old man hits on me

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted at 9:35 PM 74 notes
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When you and your Ex get into new relationships around the same time

whatshouldwecallme:

…and they break up first.

Posted at 9:19 PM 83 notes
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When I overhear someone saying something bad about me

whatshouldwecallme:

If it’s my friend: 

If it’s my boyfriend: 

Posted at 9:03 PM 237 notes
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